Birthdayday Cake

Keekee brought cake to school today in honor of Karla's birthday, which was yesterday. (I also apologize for mistaking yesterday for the Fall Equinox. It wasn't yesterday, it's tomorrow.) We were saving the last piece for Teresa, who went to Quiz Bowl, but Brian wanted it, so Karla was all like, "Go ahead, take it." Brian picked it up, and as he was reaching into a bag to grab a fork with his free hand, Mike punched the funny bone in his other arm. Before any of us knew it...SPALT.

There went the cake. We stood there staring for two seconds before rounding on Mike. He quickly picked it up and set it back on the plate, brushing it off a little. We were laughing like hyhenas while Brian looked at it and said, "Well, it's got less bacteria than spinach does right now.

Then he ate it.